I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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