I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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