i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Congratulations! We have a period
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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