The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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