i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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