His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There r osticjed everywhere
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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