belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Drunk is not a location!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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