Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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