my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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