the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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