Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
im on a boat
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