rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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