Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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