trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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