Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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