My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
