i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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