Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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