Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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