Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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