I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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