Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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