i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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