it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
COCAINE IS GR8
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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