She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
