And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I had to cum in my sink.
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