Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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