no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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