Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I know her cup size but not her name....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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