We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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