D3 body, D1 cock
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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