at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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