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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
then he tried to convert me to islam
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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