who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
our cab driver is having phone sex.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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