hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i think my mom watched the whole time
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i believe in u and ur pee
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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