My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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