I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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