He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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