I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I love you. Go after that dick
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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