Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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