My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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