She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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