You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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