Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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