Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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