we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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