SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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