Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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