The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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