its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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