he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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