hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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