You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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