I'm eating all of the evidence.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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