is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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