LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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