So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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